So those of you whose Venn diagrams include an overlap between a) hip-hop and b) comedy should go here immediately and read the simile-heavy ravings of some guy credibly pretending to be Ghostface Killah. He spends a lot of time brutally ripping on soft-ass rappers (most of whom I have to admit I like despite their conceded soft-ass-ness, sorry fake Ghost). Highlights include:
- Several posts expressing intense disdain for Aubrey Drake Graham, whom he asserts "be havin Grey Poupon milkshakes namsayin." Also "you stab that nigga n you gon get yogurt on ya blade n shit."
- A list of suggested song titles, including the U-God/Snoop Dogg collabo "Porcupine Hurricanes" and "Kill Yallz (f. Paula Abdul)."
- And, of course, the long-awaited Tony Starks Interview with Barack Obama.
Trust me, it's much more rewarding than that faux Chris Walken Twitter feed.